E3 2014: Sony Press Conference Liveblog
Grab the popcorn, because we’re about to get this show on the road (and you get to follow along too!)
6:48 Just getting settled in. Man, I hope they show off some exclusive shiz! (Bahn)
6:58 TWO more minutes. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s GOOOOOOO! (Bahn)
7:02 Battlefield: Hardline is like, Battlefield with bank robberies. Totally not at all like the Payday games.
7:05 Sony with that trapezoid doe.
7:07 The Last Guardian? Hype activated!
7:08 Destiny… I been trolled…
7:11 I WANT THAT WHITE PLAYSTATION 4.
7:12 Sony is really throwing around the tech advantage over XB1. Welp can’t wait for the #pcmasterrace kids to get in on this.
9:19 Scott is hype. And perhaps we should be too? It’s soooo pretty. Oh wait, we don’t have to wait cuz it’s already on PS4 for $9.99 – ok, I need one. (Bahn)
9:23 What the Wallace and Gromit!? Little Big Planet 3 looks amazing!
9:24 I hope there’s a Vita version, this game looks like it’ll be great.
9:25 The potato gets no love though #LBP3
9:27 Welp that was adorable, plz take mai money now.
9:31 Yoshida-san said those magic words “new IP”
9:32 We got survival horror!? What is this 1994. Don’t play with my heart, lord jesus let this be good!
9:35 Far Cry 4 be like, “Yo I heard you like nature… And I heard you like guns. Here’s both, have fun.” 
9:39 I imagine E3 is shaping up to be something in between Charlton Heston’s Basement and a techno dream.
9:40 PS4 with that poverty download play!? #Farcry 4 #RIPgameshare
9:41 Zombie #felakuti
9:41 Nothing says apocalypse like an iPod shuffle and a white sleeveless hoodie. #chillpocalypse
9:43 People still getting robbed for their sneakers in the apocalypse… SMH
9:44 Oh man, that last trailer didn’t have enough guns in it, no problem.. Here is a trailer loaded with them. #BattlefieldHardline
9:45 Guns, that’s my jam!
9:46 Moar exclusive content, you now you want it! Kick ass shi.. Shifts, I mean. you know! GUNS, GUNS, GUNS!
9:48 Nothing says unemployment like a gold trimmed snuggie and a snack table. #Magicka2
9:50 Hallelujah Hallelujah, now we do the #GrimFandango
9:51 BROOOOOOO #BROFORCE
9:55 Let It Die #FPSgenre
9:55 Is Agent Smith still searching for Morpheus, it’s been almost an hour and I’ve seen no sign of the Nebuchadnezzar.
9:56 The colors are so pretty, but I don’t know what I’m looking at. #GiantSquid
9:58 This is like a first person Dr. Seuss book. My eyes hurt. Why is the grass made of papaya!?
9:59 Dinosaurs, and hovercraft? #intelligent design
10:00 Now we’re in space!? Whaaat?
10:01 #NoMan’sSky looks awesome, and seamless!
10:04 Morpheus!?
10:05 That better not have been it *preparing to flip table* #projectmorpheus
10:07 At Sony, when it comes to innovation, “The Thirst Is Real.”
10:08 That was it for Morpheus!? *All the tables have been flipped*
10:10 Finally, custom Twitch overlays for PS4. #thankyoubasedyoshida
10:14 PS NAO on PS4 #Maximumhype
10:15 PS Now on certain TVs, welcome to the Holiday Inn in 1998.
10:16 Ultra SF4 on PSNow… #BASEDYOSHIDATOOSTRONG
10:17 PSVita with the best library of any handheld… Unless you don’t have wifi. #4gmodeplz
10:18 Finally, Playstation Vita TV is happening in the US.
10:21 Fatality!!!! MKX DOOOE!!!! #EdBoonknows
10:22 Did Sub Zero just throw an ice clone!? This game loos ridiculous! #ripwallet.
10:24 Did you ever get the feeling that Sub Zero is the Kenny of the MK universe?
10:26 TV… Yawn, wake me up when Orange Is The New Black Season 3 drops.
10:31 Ratchet and Clank: The Movie looks full on Pixar mode, want to see the full show.
10:32 Are we getting Flower DLC!?
10:33 Well, they were supposed to be The Last of Us, then it became the Next to Last of Us. Idk, if the horse is dead, but it’s not moving around too well.
10:34 Metal Gear Solid 5: Diabetic Nerve Pain… Wait that ain’t right.
10:40 GTA5 for PS4 is a lot like finding out that your parents bought you a sweater for Christmas after taking you to the Gap and telling you to wait outside.
10:45 Batman just finished his protein shake, gassed up the Batmobile, and he never skips leg day. #readytokicksomebutt
10:48 Stream froze.. Jesus take the wheel.
10:53 That was pretty legit, thanks for reading and see you tomorrow!
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